my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
9 Cats Taking Selfies
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Those people who walk really slow in the hallways
first day of kindergarten
You thought you’d seen everything…
what is Batman’s favourite store?