spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
Those people who walk really slow in the hallways
dicksplit: first day of kindergarten
what is Batman’s favourite store?
remember how our parents used to tell us not to...
laugh-addict: do you ever hear someone’s name and just
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
swayzepatrick: assbutt-in-the-garrison: k1mkardashian: sometimes i read read as read when it’s actually supposed to be read as read I UNDERSTAND IT GOD BLESS MY BRAIN
catswithbenefits: i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
lolsofunny: oaf-whisperer: those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday (lol here!)
When I run into someone I'm not expecting to see
aldcperfection: When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
When I’m forced to participate in gym class